I have way too much on my mind right now.

• Still trying to sell this fucking house. There are two couples right now, really interested in it, so hopefully someone makes a fucking offer. SOON.
• In 6 weeks we will be in our new home.
• In 16 days we own our new home.
• In 4 hours Kidlet1 will be home and I am going to have to kill her
• 2 days ago she asked if I could shorten her grounding a bit since I’ve been doing room checks and not finding anything. — Um yeah. I hadn’t done any room checks in over a week.
• Did a room check this morning because last night Hublet couldn’t find his bag of pistachios that I put away for him.
• I hit the motherlode when I checked the garbage bag she had in her room that I asked her to remove like 2 fucking weeks ago. Stupid kid.
• I am so frustrated
• I am meeting BFF for coffee in 90 minutes. That’ll make me feel better, until 3:30 at least when Kidlet1 gets home.
• I HATE Hublet on Mother’s Day. Everyfuckingyear.
• I’m done. For now.

I got nothing so I’m posting Tori’s draft that she did forever ago when we were playing…
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you may have never have guessed it, because I have such amazing self control… but Vikki… holds the keys to …

all this talk about moving, hasn’t been to my parents hometown at all… in fact… I’m following Vikki to her new home and becoming a Canadian citizen… I’m tired of being a Bush-Owned American…

Look out Canada! Here I come!!!

P.S. Does this mean I have to add a Canadian Flag tattoo somewhere on my body? If so… where should I put it???

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there. (Including the furbaby momma’s!)

I love you guys.

to me….

I am so excited. Can you tell? Is it obvious? I got my birthday gift from the kidlets this morning. A big ass black purse loaded with makeup. (Most likely stuff that Kidlet1 had her eye on!) I will enjoy it as long as it’s in *my* possession!

Kidlet3 called Hublet on her way to school. He’s taking us for dinner tonight. Chinese food. Yum.

I am not feeling the birthday thing today so I’m going to relax in a hot bubble bath and veg out for the day with my puppy.

Have a good one.

Ok. I don’t care how mad I am at MY own kidlet at times, but you do not fuck with my kid. Ever.

I hate people. Especially the rude, stupid ones who fuck with my kids.

Kidlet1 & Kidlet3 went to a store on Friday. They were going to buy something for my birthday. While in the store they BOTH heard one of the employees say to the other employee… “Oh. There’s that WHORE that I work with”. Being the only two customers in the store I’ certain they were NOT talking about Kidlet3.

Turns out BFF is the manager of this store. I go to see her the next day. Freaking mad. I was HOPING that the employee was working, alas she was not. Dammit. OMG. BFF was livid. This employee does not like Kidlet1 because of drama between Kidlet1 and BFF’s daughter. WHO THE FUCK CARES!! Let the whiny little teenage girls have their drama. Stay the fuck out of it. This employee has threatened to beat the crap out my daughter. BFF told her to stay the hell out of it and do not ever touch Kidlet1. While the girls have had their differences we are still “family”.

You don’t fuck with any of us or you get all of us on your ass.

BFF is very protective of my kidlets, as I am of hers.

Um yeah. She is going to have a showdown with the employee when she comes to work. Kidlets were CUSTOMERS and you do NOT talk about customers like that. Ever. No matter what.

Stupid bitch. She also works with Kidlet1 and tries to trap her into saying stuff about BFF’s daughter. Pretends she doesn’t like her and talks trash trying to get Kidlet1 to talk trash so she can rat her out. Dumb bitch doesn’t realize Kidlet1 is damn smart, too smart, to fall for that bullshit.

Fucking douche whore bag slut.

Don’t ever fuck with on of my daughters again or we’ll see who gets beat up.

PS. It’s my birthday week. Celebrate with me!

Yes. I still have a and yes, it’s still ticking.

Things have been stupid dumb around here.

I have been reading blogs in my reader.

I have not been commenting on said blogs.

I have not posted on my own damn blog for 8 days. Good thing I dropped out of the whole 365 thing already. I suck. I know.

I have so much to say and no time to say it right now.

I just stopped by to say I love y’all and I can’t wait until things slow down. I miss (and need) you guys.

I think I figured out the whole post levels thing on this blog… the version I had didn’t work with the upgrade, but the one I had on the other blog seems to work. Go figure. I really like the other one I have though. Hidepost. It’s awesome.

Um yeah. Carly is doing great. She so damn cute. I keep meaning to take the camera with me when I take her outside. She is such a riot out in the snow.

Um yeah. Kidlets have non school day today. Ugh. Not liking that much.

You know I have a lot of talking to do but with them here I just can’t risk exposure so I’ll be back on Tuesday.

Ok. Opportunity came a knockin’ and we got a puppy last night. Her (pretty sure it’s a girl — find out this afternoon at the vet) is Carly.

Mom is pure bred Chocolate Lab & Dad is pure bred Golden Retriever. It’s the perfect dog for us. Retrievers are AWESOME and I wanted a Chocolate Lab…. Labs are anywhere up to $1200 out here, and I got this oops for $375 (which is less than I paid for our pure bred retriever)

So here are some photos…

First Bath

First Meal (she hasn’t eaten anything until just 5 minutes ago!)

Random photos

Or not. I’m a mean bitch and even though buses aren’t running today I made the kidlets go to school.

Kidlet1 walked with a friend. Probably muttering the whole time about how her mom is a total beotch.

Kidlet3 couldn’t get her usual ride to school so I drove her and Kidlet2 to school. That was an experience. I wish I had looked out the front window before deciding to do that. Like before I sent Kidlet1. Couldn’t very well keep the other two home after sending her to school.

Sidenote: Hublet said I could buy a car if I really wanted to when it’s time to get new wheels. Um yeah. I don’t think so. I barely made it around town in my mini-van, I can’t imagine this weather in a freaking car. I’ll stick with my AWD choices. Thankyouverymuch.

I told the kids to call me at lunch if they want to come home. With no bus kids there aren’t going to be a lot of kids at school, so they won’t be doing anything but playing on computers and such.

Stupid winter weather in the spring.

In other news… Kidlet1 is so dumb. I busted her ass for going on the computer when we were supposed to be playing Rock Band. Even Hublet was asking “Why does she keep going upstairs?”. He asked her about it. She lied. I checked her Nexopia page yesterday and saw her last login as 2:39pm on Sunday. I’m like WTF?? We were playing RB. Uh huh. Some of us were. Some of us were on the computer. So I changed her Nex email, password and changed her login password for the Mac.

Password Hint: You Are Busted

I’m evil. Uh huh. She just got another week added to her grounding (Oh darn, she’s going to miss the last dance of the year at school). No phone, computer nothing until May 3rd.

I am however giving her back her cell phone on Saturday. She ratted out her best friend yesterday. Asked me to call the mom and everything. Apparently a bunch of them did Shrooms on Friday. (Mine was grounded!). Her friend totally denies any involvement, but wtf ever. Not my kid. I did my duty. Kidlet1 stepped up so I will take a week off the cell phone grounding.

I think I’m going to curl up on the couch. It’s snowy and cold and I can’t get groceries until 1 1/2 hrs before the kids are out of school.

Have a good day!